.:Or is It Only Lies?:.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
-Douglas Adams

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
-Douglas Adams

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
-Douglas Adams

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
-Douglas Adams

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
-Douglas Adams

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
-Douglas Adams

In the begining the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is there, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-Douglas Adams

Christ failed.
-Amistad (film)

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.
-Aesop

The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
-Aesop

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-Herm Albright

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
-Woody Allen

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
-Sir Winston Churchill

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
- Cicero

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
-Charles Caleb Colton

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-David H. Comins

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
-Cyril Connolly

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
-Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-Robert Frost

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.
-Mahatma Gandhi

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
-William Goldman

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-Christopher Hampton

As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
-Samuel Johnson

Coordination and balance do not truly exist. They're merely more frequently sought after myths and fables.
-The Redheaded One

I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
-Frances Moore Lappe

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
-Fran Lebowitz

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
-Jay Leno

Nearly all man can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
-Abraham Lincoln

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-Abraham Lincoln

One hundred percent of people die.
-The Asian One

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
-Randy K. Milholland

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
-Randy K. Milholland

When the mind has once begun to yield to the weakness of superstition, trifles impress it with the force of conviction.
-Ann Radcliffe

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
-J. K. Rowling

...people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
-J. K. Rowling

The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
-J. K. Rowling

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
-J. K. Rowling

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.
-J. K. Rowling

Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.
-John Ruskin

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
-A. Sachs

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-George Bernard Shaw

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
-George Bernard Shaw

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously.
-Thomas Sowell

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
-Pubilius Syrus

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
-Margaret Thatcher

A witty saying proves nothing.
-Voltaire

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.
-Voltaire

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
-Voltaire

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
-Voltaire (Last words, spoken to a priest attempting to have him renounce Satan in his last moments.)

Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you.
-Scott Westerfeld

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us.
-Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
-George F. Will

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-Steven Wright

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
-Zeuxis